Saturday, January 1, 2011
New Year's Day Sucks
In the spirit of utter predictability, I have decided to begin this new year with a little bit of a detox for my poor, abused body. Nothing too serious, I shall steer clear of any Master Cleanse-style regimen which inspires raging diarrhea and hallucinations. For me it will be the time tested avoidance of all things that are worth living for - booze, sugar, potatoes, pasta, rice, bread, etc. Ugh, dreading it already.
I've been planning this for a while, like since October, so as you can imagine, I've been gorging myself pretty well. For example, yesterday I consumed the following:
Whole wheat bagel with sausage and egg
Large orange juice
Ham and Cheese on a big, fluffy roll with mayo, mustard and Peppadew peppers
Large Diet Coke
Spinach and cheese fried won ton things
Fried Mushroom things
Sweet and Sour something or other
9 PM- 12 AM:
Fudge (3 varieties, chocolate, walnut, chocolate-walnut)
Minty Petit Fours
One bottle champagne
Just before bed realized that I wouldn't be eating for a while, so obviously ate a meatball sandwich on a big, fluffy roll, with Peppadew peppers.
Out of champagne, so had several glasses of wine.
I woke up this morning, remarkably chipper, perhaps because it was 10:30, but I am ready for my detox, fattened up like a bear ready for hibernation. This week I shall attempt to log here all the food I have eaten, in effort to keep me on track. Wish me luck.