Thursday, September 17, 2009

Buy The Book TODAY!

Dear Reader,

Here is an example of a letter I receive from across this great nation on a daily basis:


Dear Heather,

I have been following the tantalizing morsels you have provided, and really want to get the book – when is it coming out?

Eating my feelings in Sheboygan,
Theresa



Well Theresa, the long wait is over! The book is on sale today! Personally I will be congratulating myself with a huge I Wrote A Book And It Is On Sale Today In Bookstores Everywhere Chicken Salad Sandwich on a Raisin Bagel With a Side of Tequila. Cheers!

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