Here is an example of a letter I receive from across this great nation on a daily basis:
I have been following the tantalizing morsels you have provided, and really want to get the book – when is it coming out?
Eating my feelings in Sheboygan,
Well Theresa, the long wait is over! The book is on sale today! Personally I will be congratulating myself with a huge I Wrote A Book And It Is On Sale Today In Bookstores Everywhere Chicken Salad Sandwich on a Raisin Bagel With a Side of Tequila. Cheers!