I received an emergency message from my friend Wendy:
I just finished packing up my SUV to be shipped cross country-- ready to relax before a flight in the AM-- then I got a call from the shipper saying NO PERSONAL ITEMS IN THE VEHICLE. I am now sitting amongst them in my dining room... WaahHHHHHHHHH! Heather, what do you suggest I eat for my being cranky, exhausted and mmmmaaaad!!?
Oh boy Wendy! I feel your pain. Moving is fraught with pain, both physical and emotional. Especially if you are moving an entire family, and doubly so if you are the sole person orchestrating this move. While I am not moving any time soon, the threat of a potential move at some point in my distant future prevents me from collecting too much crap in my house and in my life. I am a fan of throwing stuff out. Of course I am talking about things and not people. People should only be thrown out if they really deserve it. Wendy, for you I prescribe a Moving Day Mozzarella Panini. Enjoy!
Moving Day Mozzarella Panini
You will need:
40 oz. beer of your choice.
Begin by sorting personal items into piles according to how necessary they are to your life. Birth certificates would be very necessary, whereas the year's worth of your subscription to The New Yorker would not. Don't kid yourself, you're never going to read those old issues and you only ordered it so people would think you're smarter than you really are.
Slice mozzarella to fit nicely onto your bread. Spread one side with tapenade the way you tried to spread some twenties on the movers to let you pack all that stuff in the car. Place cheese over tapenade. Thinly slice tomatoes and dry them off on a paper towel so as not to create a soggy sandwich, which, as you have packed away all your plates, would be a big pain.
Drizzle balsamic vinegar over tomatoes and top with arugula and other slice of bread. Fire up the panini press your sister-in-law got you for Secret Santa and which has been idling on Craigslist since January. When it is nice and hot, place sandwich inside and squeeze the way you squeezed your entire houseful of furniture into one truck for the cross-country move. Cook until cheese is melted and bread is toasty. Enjoy with icy cold beer, then toss everything in the dumpster and walk away.